i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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