ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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