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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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