I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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