She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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