Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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