I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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