Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
only if we run a train.
done.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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