I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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