at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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