ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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