I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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