420 ftw
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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