Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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