Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
my shit smells like andre
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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