It's Friday. Sex?
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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