He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Randomize
