i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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