Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
Randomize
