So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
