ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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