Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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