That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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