Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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