i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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