Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I need to stop coming to work sober
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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