I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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