Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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