This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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