your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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