I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I'm bleeding and have questions
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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