We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I have post one night stand depression
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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