The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
why do cheetos always look like penises
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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