I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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You. Win. At. Life.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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