I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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