If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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