New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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