I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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