don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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