yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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