Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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