For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Randomize
