How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
no you cant smoke seaweed
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Randomize
