The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
