all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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