I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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