erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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