If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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