There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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