the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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