She's JV to your varsity
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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