dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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