i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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