fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
This baby is an asshole
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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