is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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