She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Randomize
