Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Randomize